Splinters

Okay, so yesterday morning Arwen comes into the bathroom where I was getting ready and very matter of factly proclaims, "I don't let moms (as if she has more than one) get out my splinters... I just let the Lord do it"

Where does she come up with this stuff?

I told her well maybe God likes it if you let your mom (emphasis on the one) help you get splinters out... I asked her if she had a splinter...

She replied, "No, (she doesn't have any splinters) but I just like for the Lord do it..."